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Hello, I suck
Kick you in the FACE
cleavagenyan wrote in sbgdressingroom
JOOOOON!

Where the heck did you think YOU were going off to without even telling me you were leaving?!

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....I left a note, didn't I? Or did I? Hmm....

Well, I came here to teach these Smashies a thing or two, didn't I? Enrolled and everything.

No you didn't! You could've come to tell me face to face though. Did that night under the bleachers mean nothing to you?

You WHAT?!

Oh. Uhh... an oversight, Luv. No offense meant.

I enrolled here. Needed to stretch my legs a tad and thought to mark some new territory over this side of the city. You're more than welcome along, if that's what you'd like.

I suppose I can forgive you this time...

But switching schools? For THIS PLACE? It's a big step... And aren't we supposed to be rivals? Didn't you almost get into a fight with that hedgewolf thing before?

Much appreciated.

Yeah. I did. But he's actually... an alright sort. Once we stopped barking about each others Mum's being ladies of the night and all that, it seems we have at least some common ground and he's not as big of a tosser as I first thought.

I guess... I mean, they can't be that bad, right? It's just so weird! I thought we'd be graduating together, you know? This is just so you can sniff the psych teacher's butt, isn't it?

....well. That would be nice. To graduate together. And get married and have fifty little CatDogs running about. And it may yet happen. And yes. I may sniff the Psych teachers butt, but I don't think that counts as cheatin'. Not unless I let her sniff mine back.

Yeah, it would be... Hopefully they won't chase themselves up trees. You never know! Maybe I'll give this place some more thought... Yeah you'd better not

Maybe you ought to. Knowing my luck, they probably will.

You may just see more of me yet! Maybe they'll inherit my brains?

I can't say I'm opposed to the idea, Luv. Better your brains than your looks or I'll be fending off boys from my daughters well into my twilight years.

Just don't have too much fun without me, okay? Aw, you'd make such a good dad.

You know me, Luv. It ain't like I hunt fun out as a general rule. ....maybe.

Yeah, fun just happens to keep finding you!

THAT ICON'S NAME IS SADLY MISTAKEN.

WHAT IS THIS MOUNTAIN OF MAN.

HE IS A SHAVEN SASQUATCH. LOOK AWAY LESS HIS PUERILE, OVERLY MASCULINE FORM SULLY YOUR UTERUS.

IT'S WAXED, YOU DICK.

IT'S SO HARD TO LOOK AWAY.

LITTLE MEN NEED WAXING TO FEEL BETTER.

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